I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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