he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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