I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
