how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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