We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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