You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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