your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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