Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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