You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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