she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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