Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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