I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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