ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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