I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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