im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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