is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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