I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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