Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
there is puke in my bra ... again
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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