if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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