She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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