is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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