And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
