Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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