This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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