I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
