he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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