i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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