i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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