Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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