I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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