what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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