She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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