I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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