i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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