But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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