used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
