they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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