Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
