Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Text me some of your sweat
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