It's like a parade of train wrecks.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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