I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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