she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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