So drunk its hurt
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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