We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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