ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
