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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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