Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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