I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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