I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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