I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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