Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Randomize
