i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
tell me about the fingering
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