I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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